Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
By Karen Hughes on October 5, 2024
After the Vice Presidential debate, PILLED.news spoke with a professional fact-checker and facial emotion analyst to determine who won. The verdict is in: America—because Donald...
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
By Valerie Heidler on August 4, 2024
Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of...
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
By Johnathan Wodolice on August 3, 2023
Sorry to rain on your parade, bigots. A stunning and brave African-American, Elon Musk, has decided "Twitter" was not the name that fit his brand...
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
By Greg Peterson on September 17, 2022
Beep. Beep. The EKG was like a metronome to the orchestra before me. Teal scrub-clad personnel surrounded the patient on the table. The anesthesiologist had...
A Modest Proposal to Elon Musk
A Modest Proposal to Elon Musk
By Ian Stencz on June 17, 2022
Dear Elon Musk, hero of both this world and all those humanity will some day settle thanks to you, I have a proposal. My nephew...

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Technophile. Registered tech offender. Gadget attracted person. He/Him/Huawei.

You give gifts to your kids every Xmas, but now you think it’s a problem when Qatar gives one to Trump?
You give gifts to your kids every Xmas, but now you think it’s a problem when Qatar gives one to Trump?
By Carl Church on May 13, 2025
In the beautiful city of Doha, which has great weather that people exaggerate about all the time in pleasant jest, President Donald J. Trump was...
J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Hungry Haitians MID-DEBATE
J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Hungry Haitians MID-DEBATE
By Jim Creek on October 5, 2024
After taking and destroying both the two female moderators and Tim Walz AT ONCE, J.D. Vance had to quickly rush away from the stage during...
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
By Jim Creek on January 3, 2024
West Dakota Governor, Valerie Felton, made an announcement this Monday that she would be throwing her (proverbial and literal) MAGA hat in the ring for...
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
By Alan Koettermann on May 8, 2023
While some preach "best practice" and say that one should ensure a program uses proper flow and spend hours structuring their code to ensure it...
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
By Carl Church on July 17, 2022
Last month, my wife and I decided it was time for a vacation. The plan was, she would fly out a week in advance with...