Beep. Beep. The EKG was like a metronome to the orchestra before me. Teal scrub-clad personnel surrounded the patient on the table. The anesthesiologist had…
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Thankfully, this horrific affliction could soon be cured. This discovery came following from four frog fossils found deep beneath the murky waters of Flint, Michigan.…
As the economy slowly but steadily shies away from long term employees and hourly wages, economists are scrambling to fill the pages of more shitty textbooks. Barron Wuffer, union manager and renowned gig economist, claims that he has seen this coming for years, drawing inspiration from the popular adult cartoon Family Guy.