PILLED.COM staffer, Karen Hughes, was granted an exclusive interview with the founder and CEO of WePick, Adam Weissman, to learn more about his peer-to-peer service-sharing app.
“It’s simple,” Weissman explained, “Slavery was a horrific thing, and it’s our fault as white people; and therefore our duty to make things right.” WePick uses machine-learning and artificial intelligence to match users together to help mend the racial trench dug straight through our society.
“When a user makes an account with us, the app uses their front-facing-camera to assess their racial heritage through a complex AI-driven skull analysis. We try then to match bla – er, sorry, African Ameri – er, uh, users of color with white users.”
Adam Weissman
WePick uses an advanced algorithm, taking into account your savings, your income, your living situation, basically everything there is to know about you, to give you a perfect match.
“So what we’re looking for in white users is that they’re married, homeowners, have decent savings, and a good income. The better fit they are for our algorithms, the more candidates they’re presented to give reparations to.”
WePick prioritizes candidates with large student debts, who live in the inner city, recommending them to the white users capable of saving them.
When an African-American user is matched with a white user, the African-American user is given the option to accept the match and receive reparations.
“We didn’t want to recreate welfare, though, so an integral part of WePick is that the black users are given the opportunity to do a little reparations of their own.”
In exchange for an up-front payment, from which WePick takes 3.5%, African-American users can perform chores around the house for their saviors. Many opt to live with the families they help out in return for a reduced service-period.
WePick has transformed life as we know it for people of color, and for white families too. Student debt is cancelled forever, and the racial divide is practically bridging itself. Don’t even bother, Bernie Sanders, we don’t need you!
WePick even discussed a corporate package, where a company could assist many volunteers of color in erasing their debts; and with that, PILLED.news is happy to welcome our newest interns!
Big thanks to Adam Weissman and to the WePick family!
OOMF I cannot WAIT to download WePick, my hubby is NEVER home to help me with my workouts and I don’t wanna fall out of shape. Anyone have the download link? I can’t find it on the appstore.