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Democratic Party Loses One of its most Prolific Members to Suicide.

I feel nothing but guilt when it comes to my friend Jeffrey. I should have reached out when I saw his tweets.

It is impossible to tell for sure, but facial analysis suggests that this may be a picture of Jeffery Epstein and an unknown accomplice in disguise.

I should have been there for him the way he was there for so many other people. He was a complicated man, but he was my friend.

People think that just because Epstein got mixed up all those court cases, he’s guilty. #MeToo is a great thing, but it’s been inspiring all sorts of social climbers to attack men in prominence for a chance at a multi-million dollar settlement. Jeffrey Epstein was at the mercy of cancel culture, wokescolds, and cry bullies. They harassed him to the point of suicide – sorry conspiracy nuts – just for not being politically pure enough.

Well, I am a proud democrat. Jeffrey Epstein was one too. I bet there’s not a single Democrat in the history of America that I would not vote for. Well, except Bernie Sanders, if he even counts. When we push men like Jeffrey Epstein away from us for minor disagreements, we lose more than political allies, we lose friends. We lose our humanity. As Democrats, we should do better.

I lost my friend, what do you have to lose if you gave up all your purity politics? Followers? Clout? “Berniecrats,” far-leftists. If you want to call yourselves Democrats, you can get with the program or you can get lost. Hillary was supposed to win last time. It’s Biden’s turn. We need unity if we’re going to win. Which side are you on?

4 Comments

  1. Epstein was a hero Epstein was a hero January 14, 2020

    I’m so sorry to hear about your loss, Calvin.
    Please reach out to those around you if you feel the need.
    Jeffrey was a special guy, and we’re all hurting right now.

  2. Espstein's long lost brother Espstein's long lost brother January 16, 2020

    My brother was a wonderful man… he may’ve beat me up at Christmas dinners, and had sex with me when I was three, but I struggle to think about what was truly going on in his life… to suicide from behind like he had, it must have taken some serious willpower.

    I miss you bro! Even if you don’t remember me.

  3. Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein January 17, 2020

    Hey guys whats up I’m alive anyone wanna cue up for some Deep Space Waifu? It’s not even a Co-Op game I just want someone to play it for me while I jerk it to those anime girls. Later guys!

  4. berserk_jamia berserk_jamia August 11, 2020

    Bullying is a serious issue nowadays. I hope every single day that my child won’t go the way of Jeffrey Epstein.

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