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Kamala Harris announces VP pick

Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of the United States. Before the crowd, and under the coconut tree, Hillary swore she would do her duty as Vice President to ensure that Kamala Harris’ black life would matter, and be long and healthy—but if it came to it, she would be ready for her turn.

The girlboss duo is on pace to crush the elections, women everywhere have united to lend them their energy. Women with 6+ abortions are using their necromantic abilities to register new democratic voters in waves the likes of which the country has never seen before. Could the future be female? I think so.

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