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OPINION: more advertisers should partner with PILLED.NEWS

It’s not selling out. It’s selling in, to a whole new market of customers.

Think what Pilled News, with as many as 12 regular readers, could do for your brand.

We will completely restructure our entire website, write tens of articles praising you, if you pay us.

Preferably in Monero.

Bitcoin and Ethereum are okay too, we’ll even take “USD” or other alternative currencies like “pound sterling”.

If you support Pilled News, we will be able to reinvest this money into our brand just as you’ll be able to reinvest the massive sudden boost of income from our readers into yours.

For instance, I will probably start eating every day, maybe even multiple meals each day, if your brand supports us.

Maybe even some of the other employees will get paid for their hard work!

Which will mean more articles, more articles praising your brand, which get you more interactions, which drives sales, which drives advertising budgets to increase and be spent on more Pilled News ad-space…

It’s a never-ending infinite loop of money, a monetary ouroboros. Haven’t you read Thomas Hobbes’ Leviathan? That big snake is really cool.

I mean, it’s fine if you haven’t read Leviathan, or if you’re not clever enough to see what a good deal this is; or if you’ve never heard of a financial serpent strategy… You can just leave the money on the table. We get it, you’re not ready to be a Pilled News platinum tier supporter with your complementary Pilled News mug and Pilled News t-shirt… You’re not ready for all the money that’s going to come pouring into your life.

But when you are ready, we’ll be here okay? Just remember Pilled News is here for you. Always.

4 Comments

  1. Brock Adley Brock Adley November 28, 2021

    adblock plus called, they want their iframes back.

  2. Jeffery Epistein the 2nd Jeffery Epistein the 2nd November 29, 2021

    Is physical gold accpetable? Only currency I use,its been hard to buy anything these days with internet controlled NWO economy.I also need to bring awareness to my friend Max Well,they have been falsely accused by the lame stream media. AD space can help bring attention to this.

  3. Tommy Hobbles Tommy Hobbles December 5, 2021

    I don’t think you’ve actually read Leviathan.

    • Wesley Schicklgruber III Wesley Schicklgruber III Post author | December 14, 2021

      You are banned.

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