Though the world lives in constant fear of new variants of COVID-19, leading WHO doctors are calling this unfounded when it comes to the brand…
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We are under attack. The powers that be have decided that there is not a future where Inferential Journalism and the 24 hour news can…
And blood-black nothingness began to spin… A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem… And dreadfully distinct against the…
BREAKING PILLED.NEWS night team just received word from correspondents at a secret laboratory in Tehran. Due to the nature of this information, we have only…
On parole from the Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Maximum Security Prison and Insane Asylum, Hillary Clinton made an appearance on CNN to issue a fatwa…
“Bernie” is often seen as a metaphorical-freudian Santa Klaus, beating the Twix out of Arians and Aryans alike, going to jail, and handing out free…
“As your present, I promise to be there for you.”
– Tulsi, during her inaugural speech.
After I watched the Democratic Debates last night, I noticed something a little off. CNN never gave presidential candidate Andrew Yang much respect, and typically snubbed him at the debates. But tonight was different; they wouldn’t even so much as point the camera at him.
“Roughly every sixty rounds, a reporter puts on a pound” explained Sam Weston, an agricultural scientist and professor of the University of Virginia. “But, the violence is only one aspect of, well, the violence.”
In the early morning hours of the third of January, a US special operations team connected to vanilla.soleimanicraft.ir, the private Minecraft server of general Soleimani. Until recently the server had been whitelisted, but intelligence agencies noticed that sometime last week the whitelist had been disabled during a login server outage. A specialized team of cyber warfare experts was assembled before the whitelist could be re-enabled, and within minutes Soleimani had been reduced to a pile of items on the sand.