Susan Rouge, an entrepreneur and single mother of two, was tragically reported missing this morning. Authorities have since stated this could be related to a series of conflicts involving a gang of Facebook makeup saleswomen. A local search party has been organized in an attempt to find her, but knowing that oily slut she could easily be in another country by now.
Susan became involved with the gang through a multilevel marketing campaign, when a high school friend added her to a VIP group of self employed makeup resellers. Not only did she fail to sell her quota of Malique™ brand premium cosmetics, but that snake stole clients from her mentor and tried to start her own VIP group behind my – I mean their – back. This is considered sinful behaviour by the boss babe mafia, who quickly decided she wasn’t worth the trouble.
Tensions continued to rise as Susan failed to successfully promote her product. Every selfie she uploaded made the Malique™ brand premium foundation look thin and clumpy, but honestly it would take nothing short of a miracle to hide all the blemishes on her fat lying face. Maybe her pudgy fingers couldn’t fit in the ultra secure blister packaging every Malique™ brand premium cosmetic product comes in, or her baggy eyes couldn’t see where she was applying it. As they say, play with fiery blush, get smokey eyes.
Sometime between the hours of twelve and six in the morning, an unknown source tipped Susan off to the dire situation she was in. Scattered belongings in her house suggest that she fled in a panic like a total pussy. Fortunately – I mean unfortunately – with a hole in her gas tank and no license in her wallet, she had nowhere to run, and with Malique™ boss babes on every corner from LA to Detroit, she has nowhere to hide. While her search party scours town after town through the night, I’ll be sleeping just fine, knowing that she deserves whatever she has coming (a safe return to her family).
Malique™ has gotten some bad press recently for its innovative marketing strategies and broad membership policy, but the haters just wish they looked this good. I myself am a five year veteran mentor, and through persistence and hard work, I made over one hundred dollars worth of sales, and kept nearly half of that. Not everyone has what it takes, but if you put the time in and pull yourself up by the face masks, you can live on your own terms, like me! Visit Malique™.co.biz.ru.onion/landing?ref=khughes to lean more.
Karen, could you come by my office later? We need to have a talk about unauthorized branding integrations.
Malique™ is a terrible pyramid scam don’t fall for the BS!!!!!