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Line goes up, line goes down, can’t explain that.

The Corpse Economy

Your Grandma died. What’s the first thing you worry about? If you’re not savvy, you get hung up on how to let go of ol’…

Quagmire Posthumously Declared a Nobel Laureate for his Early Insights into the Giggity Economy.

As the economy slowly but steadily shies away from long term employees and hourly wages, economists are scrambling to fill the pages of more shitty textbooks. Barron Wuffer, union manager and renowned gig economist, claims that he has seen this coming for years, drawing inspiration from the popular adult cartoon Family Guy.