August 11th, 2020. Slated to occur for three days following August 24th in Charlotte, North Carolina, the Republican National Convention announced that due to the…
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The seventy eight year old candidate narrowly managed to come in second in the Iowa caucuses, but this time it seems his luck has finally run out.
The dinner was intended to act as a formal opportunity to grant honors and awards to the players, but questions arose as to whether or not common Russian street food was adequate catering for such an event.
WePick has transformed life as we know it for people of color, and for white families too. Student debt is cancelled forever, and the racial divide is practically bridging itself. Don’t even bother, Bernie Sanders, we don’t need you!
The federal reserve literally cannot pay any more tuitions. Instead, millions of undergraduates are being bussed into the suburbs to exchange manual labor for their enrollment.
After I watched the Democratic Debates last night, I noticed something a little off. CNN never gave presidential candidate Andrew Yang much respect, and typically snubbed him at the debates. But tonight was different; they wouldn’t even so much as point the camera at him.