The seventy eight year old candidate narrowly managed to come in second in the Iowa caucuses, but this time it seems his luck has finally run out.
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The dinner was intended to act as a formal opportunity to grant honors and awards to the players, but questions arose as to whether or not common Russian street food was adequate catering for such an event.
WePick has transformed life as we know it for people of color, and for white families too. Student debt is cancelled forever, and the racial divide is practically bridging itself. Don’t even bother, Bernie Sanders, we don’t need you!
The federal reserve literally cannot pay any more tuitions. Instead, millions of undergraduates are being bussed into the suburbs to exchange manual labor for their enrollment.
After I watched the Democratic Debates last night, I noticed something a little off. CNN never gave presidential candidate Andrew Yang much respect, and typically snubbed him at the debates. But tonight was different; they wouldn’t even so much as point the camera at him.
Memorial services were held this week to mourn the loss of Jeffrey Epstein, the owner and primary resident of Little Saint James. Thousands made the pilgrimage to the beautiful archipelago to remember his legacy, partaking in services and activities including a candlelight vigil, live music performances, various religious ceremonies, and group sex.
Just twenty six hours ago, PILLED.news Iran correspondents uploaded videos of tracer rounds from AA guns flying through the air, and the staccato of distant…
In the early morning hours of the third of January, a US special operations team connected to vanilla.soleimanicraft.ir, the private Minecraft server of general Soleimani. Until recently the server had been whitelisted, but intelligence agencies noticed that sometime last week the whitelist had been disabled during a login server outage. A specialized team of cyber warfare experts was assembled before the whitelist could be re-enabled, and within minutes Soleimani had been reduced to a pile of items on the sand.
Obliterating claims of his demise, Jeffrey Epstein was spotted breaking back into the Metropolitan Correctional Center. An anonymous prison guard contacted me, PILLED.news field operative Jim Creek, through an astral projection. Sadly, our conversation was cut short when I detected a rancid aura approaching. In all likelihood it was deep-state psychic operatives zeroing in on our locations.