I took to the rainforests last month to search for some rare frogs to see if eating them would make me stronger. I hunted thousands…
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Thankfully, this horrific affliction could soon be cured. This discovery came following from four frog fossils found deep beneath the murky waters of Flint, Michigan.…
We are under attack. The powers that be have decided that there is not a future where Inferential Journalism and the 24 hour news can…
If he tells you he wants a "half-olives, half-pepper and mushroom," you might want to reconsider tonight's date!
Your Grandma died. What’s the first thing you worry about? If you’re not savvy, you get hung up on how to let go of ol’…
August 11th, 2020. Slated to occur for three days following August 24th in Charlotte, North Carolina, the Republican National Convention announced that due to the…
Everyone remembers where they were on August 10th, 2019. People all over the world woke up to the soul-shocking news: Our best friend Jeffrey, was…
And blood-black nothingness began to spin… A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem… And dreadfully distinct against the…
BREAKING PILLED.NEWS night team just received word from correspondents at a secret laboratory in Tehran. Due to the nature of this information, we have only…
“I had no idea what I was doing hurt so many people,” Harvey Winkler, AKA “The Boston Bodysnatcher,” told me in an exclusive interview. It…