One to be celebrated, and one to be feared. One embodiment of guilt, and one symbol of innocence. One that deserves to be immortalized, and…
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Parasocial brainrotted wagecels and wagelets alike are outraged that popular streamer HasanAbi used a shock collar on his dog Kaya to vent the frustration that…
On the eve of an already infamous event, I was digging through leads, struggling to come up with headlines, and searching for any shred of…
The cheeto-in-chief just took a huge bribe from Qatar, a backwards Islamic fundamentalist country ruled by dictatorship with far right values hell bent on destroying…
After taking and destroying both the two female moderators and Tim Walz AT ONCE, J.D. Vance had to quickly rush away from the stage during…
After the Vice Presidential debate, PILLED.news spoke with a professional fact-checker and facial emotion analyst to determine who won. The verdict is in: America—because Donald…
Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of…
West Dakota Governor, Valerie Felton, made an announcement this Monday that she would be throwing her (proverbial and literal) MAGA hat in the ring for…
Sorry to rain on your parade, bigots. A stunning and brave African-American, Elon Musk, has decided “Twitter” was not the name that fit his brand…
Last month, my wife and I decided it was time for a vacation. The plan was, she would fly out a week in advance with…