If he tells you he wants a “half-olives, half-pepper and mushroom,” you might want to reconsider tonight’s date!
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Nobody knows what is and is not.
August 11th, 2020. Slated to occur for three days following August 24th in Charlotte, North Carolina, the Republican National Convention announced that due to the…
On parole from the Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Maximum Security Prison and Insane Asylum, Hillary Clinton made an appearance on CNN to issue a fatwa…
“Bernie” is often seen as a metaphorical-freudian Santa Klaus, beating the Twix out of Arians and Aryans alike, going to jail, and handing out free…
The seventy eight year old candidate narrowly managed to come in second in the Iowa caucuses, but this time it seems his luck has finally run out.
“As your present, I promise to be there for you.”
– Tulsi, during her inaugural speech.
After I watched the Democratic Debates last night, I noticed something a little off. CNN never gave presidential candidate Andrew Yang much respect, and typically snubbed him at the debates. But tonight was different; they wouldn’t even so much as point the camera at him.
Just twenty six hours ago, PILLED.news Iran correspondents uploaded videos of tracer rounds from AA guns flying through the air, and the staccato of distant…
I feel nothing but guilt when it comes to my friend Jeffrey. I should have reached out when I saw his tweets.
Obliterating claims of his demise, Jeffrey Epstein was spotted breaking back into the Metropolitan Correctional Center. An anonymous prison guard contacted me, PILLED.news field operative Jim Creek, through an astral projection. Sadly, our conversation was cut short when I detected a rancid aura approaching. In all likelihood it was deep-state psychic operatives zeroing in on our locations.