On parole from the Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Maximum Security Prison and Insane Asylum, Hillary Clinton made an appearance on CNN to issue a fatwa…
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“Bernie” is often seen as a metaphorical-freudian Santa Klaus, beating the Twix out of Arians and Aryans alike, going to jail, and handing out free…
The seventy eight year old candidate narrowly managed to come in second in the Iowa caucuses, but this time it seems his luck has finally run out.
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The dinner was intended to act as a formal opportunity to grant honors and awards to the players, but questions arose as to whether or not common Russian street food was adequate catering for such an event.
“As your present, I promise to be there for you.”
– Tulsi, during her inaugural speech.
WePick has transformed life as we know it for people of color, and for white families too. Student debt is cancelled forever, and the racial divide is practically bridging itself. Don’t even bother, Bernie Sanders, we don’t need you!
The federal reserve literally cannot pay any more tuitions. Instead, millions of undergraduates are being bussed into the suburbs to exchange manual labor for their enrollment.
“Doomer (ダウマ “Da-u-ma” in Japan) is a very beloved character in the west. I didn’t want to just release another Fire Emblem character for this DLC, because I wanted western audiences to feel included in the franchise, especially after some recent releases that were far more well known here in the east.”
- Masahiro Sakurai