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Jeffrey Epstein Poised to Dominate Afghanistan

Just last year in January, analysts predicted Jeffrey Epstein’s rise to power in the region, but to prevent hyperstition deliberately didn’t tell anyone.

Epstein had been hiding with his cohort from the Lolita Express in the mountains on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border, lying in wait for Joe Biden to cease his astral inquisition using his eye of bloodsight

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over the city of Kabul. As Biden’s mages began returning to the State of Israel to unlock the final seal of the Second Temple that exists in a pocket dimension timeloop during the U.S.S. Liberty ritual, Epstein’s forces saw this as the perfect opportunity to seize control over important state infrastructure and begin to put a chokehold (metaphysically) on the Afghan state.

From here, it’s likely Epstein will issue an ultimatum to the Taliban, “Join or die”. Then will proceed onwards to harvest the vast opium reserves unique to the country to supercharge his occult army. Analysts predict that no state actor would have the sufficient spiritual energy to prevent this, and that Epstein might very well be able to begin waging war from Afghanistan on other neighboring powers.

“It will be only a few years before Epstein controls the whole world”

Jim Creek, Analyst

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