"Forty years ago, I discovered I couldn't die."
I refused to believe him, it simply wasn't possible. I couldn't even conceive of a way he could convince me.
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Last night, I went to check my E-mail as I always do before bed so I can read all the investment newsletters I subscribed to…
Just last year in January, analysts predicted Jeffrey Epstein’s rise to power in the region, but to prevent hyperstition deliberately didn’t tell anyone. Epstein had…
I took to the rainforests last month to search for some rare frogs to see if eating them would make me stronger. I hunted thousands…
If he tells you he wants a "half-olives, half-pepper and mushroom," you might want to reconsider tonight's date!
Your Grandma died. What’s the first thing you worry about? If you’re not savvy, you get hung up on how to let go of ol’…
August 11th, 2020. Slated to occur for three days following August 24th in Charlotte, North Carolina, the Republican National Convention announced that due to the…
There’s not much to this article, I’m just meeting a quota. I realized my boss, Randy, doesn’t actually read the articles I submit. Plus, with…
The federal reserve literally cannot pay any more tuitions. Instead, millions of undergraduates are being bussed into the suburbs to exchange manual labor for their enrollment.
Name one person you know who has ever died from gasoline.