So you’ve just started dating someone new. He’s rich, drives a fancy car, has powerful friends, and boy does he love pizza. Like he REALLY likes it. He won’t take you with him to the late-night pizza parties he goes to, he doesn’t think you’d “understand it”.
Oh whoops! That’s not your new boyfriend, that’s another pedophile billionaire! What a funny mistake I just made there. My bad.
The Pizzagate Conspiracy Theory is labeled “debunked” by nearly every single self-respecting media outlet both online and in print. But what exactly was debunked?
Pizzagate and its believers do not form one monolithic entity. While many independent investigators stray towards fantastic theories about networks of underground compounds stemming from the Comet Ping Pong nexus, others focus on the bizarre artistic and spiritual proclivities exhibited by those involved and imagine Comet Ping Pong to be part of some satanic cult. While technically speaking, neither of these theories have truly been debunked either and still have their merit, the meat and potatoes of the whole debacle is that there is a ring of Billionaire Pedophiles in Washington D.C. But when it comes debunking Pizzagate, the main-course is untouched. The magazines and newspapers would much rather help themselves to the sides and appetizers.
But the New York Times doesn’t care to debunk the actual concern of Pizzagate, it’s more fun for them to play giant stomping down on investigators assuming that James Alefantis’ shirt reading “I love The Child,” when in reality it’s merch from a cafĂ© in D.C. called “The Child”…
Yeah. That’s totally off base, you really got them there. There’s no way a pedophile would wear a shirt from a restaurant called Child.
Perhaps if you want a more honest debunking, maybe New York Times attacking what they described as the work of “amateur sleuths” suits you better.
When investigators noted the similarities between iconography on the signage and menu at Comet Ping Pong and symbols of identification used by pedophiles as recorded by the FBI, NYT opted to dispel the accusations with this genius paragraph:
Countless other major American brand logos contain similar shapes. Hearts, triangles and spirals are widely used symbols in business logos.
GREGOR AISCH, JON HUANG, CECILIA KANG for the NEW YORK TIMES, DEC. 10, 2016
Funny how multi-billion dollar corporations run by billionaires with ties to Jeffrey Epstein would all come up with these similar design cues completely independently of the pedophile community. Everyone knows there’s no overlap between those two upstanding groups of people. What a funny coincidence!
Naturally this exonerates everyone from the accusations that the rich and powerful run a child-sex-trafficking ring!
I’ll drop the sarcasm now, but it’s simply insulting for this low-effort “disproof” to be regarded as having put Pizzagate to rest. Especially in this post-Epsteinian age, where we are all too aware of just how prevalent pedophilia is among the elite. Especially when, according to former Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, that at the very least Ghislaine Maxwell’s services were common knowledge among the rich. One can only imagine how much else is still kept hidden from us.
All I have to say is: PIZZAGATE HAS NOT BEEN DEBUNKED, ANY CLAIM OF SUCH IS BLATANTLY FALSE.
Jim, could you stop by my office later? I need to talk to you about something.