Daughter. Startup fanatic.
Fashion, Friends, and Fun. Intersectional, third wave, fourth impact, fifth realm feminist. Strong independent furbabymama to three heckin cute doggos and one enby second grader. I sling news and hate dudes. Fitness freak, race competitor, yoga instructor, and conspiracy debunker.
Teacher, priest, virgin, father.
Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. WWGIWGA. Amen.
Live, Laugh, Love. Self-made #BossBabe and proud partner of Malique™ cosmetics. Aggravating, angry, bothersome, confounded, irritating, loud, nagging, pesky, provocative, vexing, feminist. Tagger of hashes, including #NeverBernie #NeverTrump #Resist among others. Book club administrator. Wine aunt.
I moderate a couple subreddits, discords, kik groups, telegram channels, mailing lists, streetfights, WePick federations, mastodon instances, matrix servers, twitter DM’s, YouTube comment sections, PHPbb forums, MySQL databases, Minecraft servers, and anonymous imageboards. Mostly pro-bono, but I do content creation to pay the bills.
One. Eight-Seven. Twenty-Three. Carbon. Beryllium. Buer. Barachiel. Moloch. Beer. Five. Al-Dajjāl. Hermes Trismegistus. Sensory Deprivation Tanks. I’m onto you. -Creek out.
Technophile. Registered tech offender. Gadget attracted person. I am a convicted iPod classic unboxer, I opened them for life and I will do it again. Elon Musk stan, 13 million views on over 50 different fancams. He/Him/Huawei.
Investor. Dad. Brother. Uncle. Husband. Employee.
I live and breathe index funds and eat due diligence for breakfast. I can short spread a commodity in over 300 different ways, and that’s just using my left monitor.
Veteran Journalist, D.C. expat. Foodie. Serial Pizza Partier.
Lifelong Democrat. Love my kids.
Rational. Logical. Six foot tall. 128 IQ. West is best.
Proud Anglo-American. God Save the Queen.
I am falling. I am fading.
Just a regular guy in Seattle trying to make it work in the news world.
Proud homeowner since 10/23/2020!
(bit/byte) An ORGANISM that turns CAFFEINE into CODE.
WITNESS