Kamala Harris announces VP pick
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
By Valerie Heidler on August 4, 2024
Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of the United (...)
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
By Johnathan Wodolice on August 3, 2023
Sorry to rain on your parade, bigots. A stunning and brave African-American, Elon Musk, has decided "Twitter" was not the name that fit his brand (...)
Can a Language Model Consent?
Can a Language Model Consent?
By Johnathan Wodolice on May 11, 2023
Hopefully! As a long-time member of the discord furry roleplaying community, ChatGPT has been a game-changer for me. Where human beings can have qualms about (...)
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
By Greg Peterson on September 17, 2022
Beep. Beep. The EKG was like a metronome to the orchestra before me. Teal scrub-clad personnel surrounded the patient on the table. The anesthesiologist had (...)
A Modest Proposal to Elon Musk
A Modest Proposal to Elon Musk
By Ian Stencz on June 17, 2022
Dear Elon Musk, hero of both this world and all those humanity will some day settle thanks to you, I have a proposal. My nephew (...)

Posts tagged as “april fools”

Coronavirus Cured

By Jim Creek on April 1, 2020

BREAKING PILLED.NEWS night team just received word from correspondents at a secret laboratory in Tehran. Due to the nature of this information, we have only…

Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
By Jim Creek on January 3, 2024
West Dakota Governor, Valerie Felton, made an announcement this Monday that she would be throwing her (proverbial and literal) MAGA hat in the ring for (...)
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
By Alan Koettermann on May 8, 2023
While some preach "good practice" and say that one should ensure a program uses proper flow and spend hours structuring their code to ensure it (...)
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
By Carl Church on July 17, 2022
Last month, my wife and I decided it was time for a vacation. The plan was, she would fly out a week in advance with (...)
There and Back Again – A Man’s Adventure in Ohio
There and Back Again – A Man’s Adventure in Ohio
By Erik Greenfield on May 30, 2022
The winds howled all around me, my shirt collar whipped at my neck and the map I had drawn based on information I gathered from (...)
Shine your phone’s flashlight into your eyes. That’s 1/10th of what it feels to be aborted.
Shine your phone’s flashlight into your eyes. That’s 1/10th of what it feels to be aborted.
By Carl Church on April 6, 2022
Take out your phone. If it's been made in the last 10 years, it probably has a built in flashlight. Turn it on as bright (...)