Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
By Karen Hughes on October 5, 2024
After the Vice Presidential debate, PILLED.news spoke with a professional fact-checker and facial emotion analyst to determine who won. The verdict is in: America—because Donald (...)
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
By Valerie Heidler on August 4, 2024
Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of (...)
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
Calling “X” “Tw*tter” is Blatant Transphobia Rooted in Racism UPDATE: AND ANTISEMITISM
By Johnathan Wodolice on August 3, 2023
Sorry to rain on your parade, bigots. A stunning and brave African-American, Elon Musk, has decided "Twitter" was not the name that fit his brand (...)
Can a Language Model Consent?
Can a Language Model Consent?
By Johnathan Wodolice on May 11, 2023
Hopefully! As a long-time member of the discord furry roleplaying community, ChatGPT has been a game-changer for me. Where human beings can have qualms about (...)
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
Stunning and Brave! Surgeon Debuts New Gender-Affirming Surgery!
By Greg Peterson on September 17, 2022
Beep. Beep. The EKG was like a metronome to the orchestra before me. Teal scrub-clad personnel surrounded the patient on the table. The anesthesiologist had (...)

Posts tagged as “Epstein”

Jeffrey Epstein Poised to Dominate Afghanistan

Jeffrey Epstein Poised to Dominate Afghanistan

By Erik Greenfield on August 11, 2021

Just last year in January, analysts predicted Jeffrey Epstein’s rise to power in the region, but to prevent hyperstition deliberately didn’t tell anyone. Epstein had…

J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Haitians MID-DEBATE
J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Haitians MID-DEBATE
By Jim Creek on October 5, 2024
After taking and destroying both the two female moderators and Tim Walz AT ONCE, J.D. Vance had to quickly rush away from the stage during (...)
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
By Jim Creek on January 3, 2024
West Dakota Governor, Valerie Felton, made an announcement this Monday that she would be throwing her (proverbial and literal) MAGA hat in the ring for (...)
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
By Alan Koettermann on May 8, 2023
While some preach "good practice" and say that one should ensure a program uses proper flow and spend hours structuring their code to ensure it (...)
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
GROSS! I think I saw a Transgender Person at the Airport!
By Carl Church on July 17, 2022
Last month, my wife and I decided it was time for a vacation. The plan was, she would fly out a week in advance with (...)
There and Back Again – A Man’s Adventure in Ohio
There and Back Again – A Man’s Adventure in Ohio
By Erik Greenfield on May 30, 2022
The winds howled all around me, my shirt collar whipped at my neck and the map I had drawn based on information I gathered from (...)