Popular Streamer Protests Active Genocide With Shocking Gesture
Popular Streamer Protests Active Genocide With Shocking Gesture
By Johnathan Wodolice on October 14, 2025
Parasocial brainrotted wagecels and wagelets alike are outraged that popular streamer HasanAbi used a shock collar on his dog Kaya to vent the frustration that...
Give Up Your Guns, Or You Will Be Assassinated Next.
Give Up Your Guns, Or You Will Be Assassinated Next.
By Uriel Lichtenberg on September 19, 2025
On the eve of an already infamous event, I was digging through leads, struggling to come up with headlines, and searching for any shred of...
It’s different when Qatar gives liberal institutions billions of dollars.
It’s different when Qatar gives liberal institutions billions of dollars.
By Karen Hughes on May 14, 2025
The cheeto-in-chief just took a huge bribe from Qatar, a backwards Islamic fundamentalist country ruled by dictatorship with far right values hell bent on destroying...
Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
Tim Walz wins Guinness World Record for “Most Passionate Face Ever”
By Karen Hughes on October 5, 2024
After the Vice Presidential debate, PILLED.news spoke with a professional fact-checker and facial emotion analyst to determine who won. The verdict is in: America—because Donald...
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
Kamala Harris announces VP pick
By Valerie Heidler on August 4, 2024
Earlier today, democratic nominee Vice President Kamala Harris welcomed Future President Hillary Rodham Clinton onto the stage as her pick for future Vice President of...

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Antisemitic Conspiracy Theory Alleges Israeli Military Attacked American Naval Vessel Twice Due To Stereotypically Poor Eyesight

Antisemitic Conspiracy Theory Alleges Israeli Military Attacked American Naval Vessel Twice Due To Stereotypically Poor Eyesight

By Samson Hiebler on December 21, 2025

Jewish Myopic Soyboy Manlet with Gynecomastia American Ben Shapiro has disrespected the brave Israeli soldiers who fearlessly fought against the USS Liberty, and dismissed our…

October 7th Discovered to have been just another Saturday
October 7th Discovered to have been just another Saturday
By Rudolf Heidler on October 7, 2025
Studies done by Scientists have shown that October seventh was just another Saturday. “I was just sitting inside doing nothing for Shabbos,” says an Israeli...
You give gifts to your kids every Xmas, but now you think it’s a problem when Qatar gives one to Trump?
You give gifts to your kids every Xmas, but now you think it’s a problem when Qatar gives one to Trump?
By Carl Church on May 13, 2025
In the beautiful city of Doha, which has great weather that people exaggerate about all the time in pleasant jest, President Donald J. Trump was...
J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Hungry Haitians MID-DEBATE
J.D. Vance SAVES Tim Walz’s Cat from Hungry Haitians MID-DEBATE
By Jim Creek on October 5, 2024
After taking and destroying both the two female moderators and Tim Walz AT ONCE, J.D. Vance had to quickly rush away from the stage during...
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
Mysterious Woman Latecomer to GOP Primary
By Jim Creek on January 3, 2024
West Dakota Governor, Valerie Felton, made an announcement this Monday that she would be throwing her (proverbial and literal) MAGA hat in the ring for...
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
“GOTO” considered fucking AWESOME
By Alan Koettermann on May 8, 2023
While some preach "best practice" and say that one should ensure a program uses proper flow and spend hours structuring their code to ensure it...